This information is under NDA (non-disclosure agreement) until the official release of the Warming Signs update.
It’s that most wonderful time again, but, this year, the tidings are kind of bleak. Those Awesome Guys just couldn’t get themselves in the holiday mood. While out there the polar bears are turning brown and bright. Scandinavian kids are getting bullied by boomers.
So, here’s what you can expect from the games latest update…..
3 Bleak New Characters (Warming Signs Update)
SHELLY, the turtle
Seagulls, sharks and now this. After many distressing encounters. Shelly had finally had enough of deep-sea littering. “It was the plastic straw that broke the camel’s back.” said Shelly as he began swimming towards the colder, Scandinavian waters. Which would eventually lead to his demise.
CLAYTON, the mudman
Having started off as your run of the mill enchanted snowman. Clayton didn’t live up to his name until later in life. The gift of sentience quickly became a tragic curse. Once the snow had melted away, all that was left was filth. Check him out in the Warming Signs update.
FRAM, the brown polar bear
What at first glance appeared to be a tiny spot of poo, was soon revealed to be something even fouler. Try as he might, Fram the polar bear just couldn’t get the damned thing off his otherwise pristine fur. Little did he know that this was the beginning of a new phase in his life – browning up.
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All the Warming Signs update goodness does not stop there. There are a couple of other changes.
Other Small Changes
- Twitch Integration Fixes – Some of our favorite broadcasters reported game freezes and crashes when you guys spammed too many PogChamps in chat. This should now have a fix for all.
- Environmentally Themed Guilt-trips – Because without any winter, there can’t really be any winter updates anymore. No pressure!
Warming Signs Update is available now for Move or Die. Supporting Linux, Mac and Windows PC of course. But the real magic happens with the 75% discount until January 2nd. The games priced just above free.